Grandma had the swabs today and took the younger two out to get some small toys before senior swab got out of school. When their Momma went to pick them up, our youngest, a girl was showing off her new, little dolls. Senior swab pointed out a particular one and said, "She's a nice one Annie, she's got boobies." Mama said, "Would you point out she has knees?" in an attempt to foist some sort of couth on a five year old. Senior swab said, "No, I like boobies."
It's almost enough to bring a tear to his old man's eye.