When it's finally heads-up between you and whoever else makes it and you take that ESPN-friendly peek at your cards and see the 7 of Clubs and the 2 of Diamonds, you're gonna give your opponent a little half-grin and say, "I raise....7.2 million."
And when he folds, you're gonna flip it, stand up, and scream, "HAMMMMMMAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and drink in the adoration of the crowd like Caesar receiving his triumph before all of Rome.
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Sorry Scott. Us South Caroliniams are always causing trouble for you Texians. I've been trying to apologize for Travis and Bonham for years now.
Great game!
Whatta you do now...you get on Expedia and book your flight NOW.
Oh yeah, that was me...Otis
lol, great job.
wes rules.
What do you do now? You go to Vegas! Very nice game.
Congrats! That was a great finish. Now it's time to book a flight!
Good job, Haas!
You get out there and kick all kinds of butt.
Nice job.
Congrats!!! Do everyone proud.
Well duh, the answer is simple.
1. Drive to Greenville
2. Drop of $1500
3. Drive back to Columbia
4. Await my return from Vegas
5. Collect your cut of my winnings
6. PROFIT!!!
Congrats again man, amazing short stack play and you caught the breaks when you needed them, well done.
Here's what you do...
When it's finally heads-up between you and whoever else makes it and you take that ESPN-friendly peek at your cards and see the 7 of Clubs and the 2 of Diamonds, you're gonna give your opponent a little half-grin and say, "I raise....7.2 million."
And when he folds, you're gonna flip it, stand up, and scream, "HAMMMMMMAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and drink in the adoration of the crowd like Caesar receiving his triumph before all of Rome.
Or, better yet...
When it's heads-up, and it's bet to you, ask for time.
Pull out your ballsack, and vigorously scratch the underside for at least a full minute.
After you've placed your beanbag back into your pants ask again how much the bet was.
Why not combine the two? Flip the cards, whip out your unit, bang it on the table, wink at the camera, and mouth the word, "hammer."
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