tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9055586.post112362463787806180..comments2023-10-29T05:46:52.312-04:00Comments on A Pirate's Life for Me: TeaseBigPiratehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11844560870506467735noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9055586.post-1123778202869133402005-08-11T12:36:00.000-04:002005-08-11T12:36:00.000-04:00So I called the 1-800 number left in comment 4 loo...So I called the 1-800 number left in comment 4 looking for a true match. I gave them all my interests and predelictions hoping for a hot number to make me sweat.<BR/><BR/>They sent over a gorgeous brunette AND redhead. Both were dressed in body-hugging silk, carying six-packs of imported beer, one with a bucket of Zesto's chicken, and one with a pint each of rice and hash.<BR/><BR/>"Wanna play?" they asked in a most seductive manner.<BR/><BR/>"S-S-S-S-Sure," I stammered.<BR/><BR/>They asked where the kitchen was and I got excited with visions of two of my favorite activities likely occuring in a few moments. The redhead swept the table clean of salt and pepper, napkin holder, and three days worth of mail. She whipped out a red velvet cape and draped it across the table.<BR/><BR/>"You ready?" she asked.<BR/><BR/>"Damn skippy," I said with my recovered assurance.<BR/><BR/>"Great. The game is No Limit Hold 'em. $5000.00 freezeout. You can cry "Uncle" at any time, but, if you do, we will photoshop and post pics of you with drumsticks coming out of some very unattractive places. Shuffle up and deal."<BR/><BR/>Now I am out the 5k and the $46.97 for the phone call.BigPiratehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11844560870506467735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9055586.post-1123767291081432732005-08-11T09:34:00.000-04:002005-08-11T09:34:00.000-04:00that he's very, very jealous.that he's very, very jealous.Easycurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17440383472592292038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9055586.post-1123766032139102542005-08-11T09:13:00.000-04:002005-08-11T09:13:00.000-04:00If you are alone, call this number 800-211-9293. C...If you are alone, call this number 800-211-9293. Connect with Real Singles from your local area instantly for only $0.99/min with a $4.99 connection fee. A true Match is only one phone call away 800-211-9293. Meet people with common interests and desires now. Check it out. 800-211-9293Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9055586.post-1123705938268126832005-08-10T16:32:00.000-04:002005-08-10T16:32:00.000-04:00If you end up getting any advice for cleaning up t...If you end up getting any advice for cleaning up the blogroll, please send it my way. I have a similar problem. I don't know how Iggy keeps up...TripJaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02883671728514946477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9055586.post-1123684645504432382005-08-10T10:37:00.000-04:002005-08-10T10:37:00.000-04:00Damn, that guide is dead on. Painfully so in rega...Damn, that guide is dead on. Painfully so in regards to football, All hail Emperor Spurrier!Gamecockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17884811655531592254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9055586.post-1123679142572205802005-08-10T09:05:00.000-04:002005-08-10T09:05:00.000-04:00Odds are good, VERY good, that if you show, there ...Odds are good, VERY good, that if you show, there will be a seat for you. ;)BadBloodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06704097734195581968noreply@blogger.com